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"Dad tries to go off again"
It's late at night. Dad decides to secretly go out the window again. His son, Robo, wakes up from the noise.
Robo: "Dad!
You're leaving out the window again?!"
Dad: "No I'm
not, I -- I'm stretching. Yeah, that's it! I'm stretching" does
some stretching exercises
Robo: gives
him a look "Sure you are. You can't
leave yet! You still haven't told me how me, a robot, ended up as
your son"
Dad: looks
worried "Umm... do I have to tell you
now?"
Robo: says
with anger "YES"
Dad: "Well ok,
it involves me and a--"
Isis:
appears
out of nowhere in front of the two "STOP!
This fan fic is G-rated!"
Robo: "Oh my
God! It's the goddess Isis!"
Isis: walks
toward Dad "How dare you attempt to
say such nonsense"
Dad:
takes
a step back "But he asked me" points
at Robo
Isis: "No
buts!" gives Dad a mean look
Robo: confused
"Umm.. Isis, aren't you supposed to be
broken down into several Magi now?"
Isis: whispers
to Robo "Sshhh, don't tell
anyone"
Dad: gasps
in shock "But what if the world gets
messed up again?"
Isis: complains
"Can't a goddess have a little fun
before her thousand year nap??"
Mr. S: steps
into the room "Is that the goddess
Isis I hear?" walks to her
Isis: with
a disgusted expression "Eww! What is
that thing"
Robo and Dad: confused
"Mr. S? What are you doing here?"
Mr. S: gets
close to Isis "I love you Isis! I have
had a crush on you ever since I was a young larva"
Isis: still
with a disgusted expression "Get away
from me!"
Robo: shocked
"Mr. S! I've never seen this side of
you before"
Dad: angry
and confused "This is your school
teacher?! What kind of things does he teach you in school??
Nevermind! I don't want to know"
Isis: "I don't
like the direction this fan fic is going"
Mr. S: blows
kisses to Isis
Isis:
"EEK!" takes a big step back "Will
you please go away!"
Mr. S: lowers
his head in sorrow "You don't love
me?" a tear goes down his cheek "Fine,
I'll go..." suddenly blows a fart
Robo, Dad, and Isis: very
disgusted "EWWW!!!" all
rush to the opposite side of the room
Mr. S: embarrassed "Oops, sorry. I usually get gassy when
I'm emotional"
Robo: shocked and disgusted
"Oh my God! I can see
it!!"
Mr. S: "Of
coarse you can see it, all monster's farts are visible"
Dad and Isis: faces
turn green from looking at it
Dad: "Step
away! I'm gonna toss it!"
Isis:
gets dizzy
"Me
too..."
Dad and Isis: leave the
room and race to the bathroom
Robo: "Hehe, I
don't have to join them, good thing robots don't have a digestive
system"
Mr. S: sighs
Robo: "...I'm
sorry your life-long crush rejected you Mr. S"
Mr. S: sighs
again "Oh well, there are other fish
in the sea" expression suddenly gets
serious "By the way, have you done
tonight's homework??"
Robo: plays
dumb "Uhh... uhh... I think I'm gonna
toss it too!" runs out the room to the
bathroom
Mr. S: "Hmph!
Robotic children these days... what's the world coming to?!" leaves
A long while passes...
Robo: comes
back in "Good he's gone"
Mr. S: appears
out of thin air "Well, have you??"
Robo: startled
"Ahh! Leave me alone!" runs
out the room
Mr. S: runs
out the room after him "I want an
answer young man!"
THE END