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Ramblings: Its Cait Sith from FF7!
He's a fun Esper to use when you're tired of using the same old attacks in
your battles. He bounce across the battlefield and casts Muddle on all
your enemies. Stray's only drawback is that he gives you a useless
bundle of spells.
Location: You find Stray in Zozo on the World of
Balance.
Level Up: Magic Power goes up by 1!
Spells:
Muddle - 7%
Imp - 5%
Float - 2%
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Ramblings: Siren's okay. Her bundle of
spells are decent for early on in the game. Her summon is cool! The
battlefield gets all colorful and wavy and musical notes fly
across the screen.
Location: You find Stray in Siren on the World of Balance.
Level Up: Max HP goes up by 10%!
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Ramblings: Kirin is actually quite useful for most of
the game. It's summon power casts Regen on everyone, so if you
love to use Regen then Kirin saves you the trouble by casting it on
everyone for you. You know what? Kirin looks like a
beautiful, exotic unicorn on your low resolution TV. That's been
my image of Kirin - until I got into SNES emulation. >_< As you
can see in the crystal clear emulation screen shot, he has a really long
and ugly neck. Eck. Kirin, no offense, but you're one nasty
looking Esper. I'll fix that up for you... (grabs a paper bag and
puts it on Kirin) Much better!
Click here to see picture of Kirin wearing a paper bag over his
head.
Location: You get Kirin in Zozo in the World of
Balance.
Level Up: Bah, none.
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Cure - 5%
Cure 2 - 1%
Regen - 3%
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Ramblings: Shiva, the queen of ice.
Her bundle of spells will make you fall back on your chair
saying "holy shit balls!" She gives you Ice 2; which is
quite a strong spell early on in the game. She's the first Esper
to teach Osmose, the spell that gives you unlimited MP because
it lets you steal it from your enemies. To put the cherry on
the cake, she teaches Cure.
Location: Shiva is found in the Magitek Factory in the World of Balance.
Level Up: None.
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Ice 2 - 5%
Rasp - 4%
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Cure - 3% |
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Ramblings: Ifrit is a nice Esper to have around
if you want to learn some fire spells quickly or use a summon attack
that scorches the battlefield. There are two things about Ifrit
that no other Esper has, he's the only Esper with the nifty Drain spell
and he's the only Esper that actually has frames of animation.
Look at him go! Twirl, Ifrit! Twirl!!
Location: You find Ifrit in the Magitek Factory in the
World of Balance.
Level Up: Strength goes up by 1!
Spells:
Fire - 10%
Fire 2 - 5%
Drain - 1%
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Ramblings: Isn't Carbunkl so cute?!
Until I played FF8, the low resolution of the TV caused me to think Carbunkl was some kind of weird lookin
insect/reptile type of thing. Carbunkl also has a pretty good
bundle of spells. It teaches Safe and Shell faster
than Unicorn.
Location: Carbunkl is one of the several Espers that
you obtain in the Magitek Factory.
Level Up: Bah, none.
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Haste - 3%
Shell - 2%
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Ramblings: The only thing Shoat is
good for is teaching you Bio. You can consider Bio to be "Poison 2".
Bio is one of my most favorite spells! It sounds like a bunch of
honking cars. Bio is deadly against enemies who are weak against
poison attacks. Break and Doom are random, single target spells so
don't expect them to give you the unstoppable power of a God. All that
Shoat's summon power does is cast Break on everyone (yay). If you look closely at Shoat you can see that
he has a long neck, like butt-ugly Kirin.
Location: Shoat is one of the several Espers that
you obtain in the Magitek Factory.
Level Up: Max HP goes up by 10%!
Spells:
Bio - 8%
Break - 5%
Doom - 3%
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Ramblings: I love
Phantom!
His summon power casts Vanish on everyone. He teaches you Vanish
as well. Unfortunately, the effects of invisibility wear off when a
spell is cast upon you. Feh, Bserk and Demi are useless.
Location: Phantom is one of the several Espers that
you obtain in the Magitek Factory.
Level Up: Max MP goes up by 10%!
Spells:
Bserk - 3%
Vanish - 3%
Demi - 5%
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Ramblings: Unicorn has its uses. He's nice to have around
when you fight against one of those monsters who like to cast poison
spells on everyone. Until you gain Alexandr, Unicorn is the only
Esper who teaches you Dispel. Dispel cancels the effects of spells
like Haste, Slow, Stop, and Float. As for Safe and Shell, you're
better off with Carbunkl since he teaches them both at 2%.
Location: Unicorn is one of the several Espers that
you obtain in the Magitek Factory.
Level Up: Bah, none.
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Remedy - 3%
Dispel - 2%
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Shell - 1% |
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Ramblings: Madiun is so awesome! He
conveniently teaches you attack spells of every element, which are quite
powerful for most of the game. On top of that, Madiun's summon
attack is non-elemental so it can easily pierce through any enemy's
elemental defenses. He also has a secret... he's related
to one of the main characters - but I won't tell you who! Ha!
Location: Maduin is found in the Magitek Factory in the World of Balance.
Level Up: Magic Power goes up by 1!
Spells:
Fire 2 - 3%
Ice 2 - 3%
Bolt 2 - 3%
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Ramblings: Bismark sucks!! He's a useless slutty
whore! All he does is hit on other Espers as if they're a piece
of meat. It's always you, Bismark! YOU!! What about
their feelings, huh?! I can't believe you. Get out of my
house! You are no longer welcome here! Slutty Esper whores
are neva welcome in ma house! Click here
to see a picture of Bismark as an unbelievably slutty whore.
Anyway, as I've just said, Bismark sucks. You gain him when
low-level spells are useless, and low-level spells is all he teaches.
Plus his summon attack is the most sexual; his water breaks and then he
swims through it with an orgasmic moan, leaving behind fart bubbles.
Location: Bismark is one of the several Espers that
you obtain in the Magitek Factory.
Level Up: Bah, none.
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Ramblings: I love Sraphim! She's
teaches you all the useful white magic spells that the World of Balance
has to offer! What a lady!! And best of all, you learn all
these spells quite fast. Yes, indeed. However, her summon
isn't too useful. All she does is cure everyone with as much as
Cure 2 would.
Location: You can buy in Tzen from a man in the trees (in the World of Balance or the World
of Ruin). This man is kind of hidden. You need to go all the
way to the upper right of the town, right beside the building.
Level Up: Bah, none.
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Cure 2 - 8%
Cure - 20%
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Ramblings: Golem RULES! His
summon blocks off all psychical attacks! Golem is especially useful in
Final Fantasy Tactics.
Location: Golem can be bought at the Auction House in either world.
Level Up: Stamina goes up by 2!
Spells:
Safe - 5%
Stop - 5%
Cure 2 - 5%
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Ramblings: If you've already taught
everyone Rasp and Osmose from Shiva then Zoneseek won't be too
useful. He's only good to have around if you like using Shell,
because Zoneseek's summon casts Shell on everyone. Shell is a surprisingly useful spell,
many times it cuts magic damage in half. Doesn't Zoneseek look
kinda creepy? I wonder what its origin is. Maybe it was alien than
turned into a dead, zone-seeking body after a freak accident. I
wonder if that freak accident was having a threesome with...
Monica Lewinsky and Linda Tripp!
Lol, maybe so.
Location: Zoneseek can be bought at the Auction House in either world.
Level Up: Magic Power goes up by 2!
Spells:
Rasp - 20%
Osmose - 15%
Shell - 5%
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